Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in
home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in
home& economist in Bed.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great
lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the
judge.
Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your
daughter
There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads
"We may never piss this way again."
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: What's the difference between a mother & a wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures
you continue to do so.
Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise
it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
Blonde: In 3 months.
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks
to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take
to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?
Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"
Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess
where!"
