A lion spots a monkey walking through the jungle. He grabs him
by the neck and roars "Who's the king of the jungle?".
The frighten monkey says, "You are, of course, your majesty."
The lion does this to several other animals, with the same
results.
Then the lion goes up to an elephant, grabs him by the trunk and
roars, "Who's the king of the jungle?"
The elephant picks the lion up with his trunk, bounces him a few
times on the ground, grabs his tail, twirls the lion around over
his head, and then lets him go flying into a mud puddle.
The lion looks up at the elephant and says, "Well, if you don't
know the answer, just say so !"
