John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack
Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his
throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in
heaven?”
McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so
because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your
great book.”
God looks down and then says, “You can sit to my left
side.”
So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to
Hillary, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, “I think so because I
have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so
long.”
God again looks down and this time says, “You can sit to my right
side.”
Finally God turns to Barack Obama
and asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in
heaven?”
Obama smiled and replied, “I think you’re in my seat.”
