Little Pauly's mother decided that he should get something
practical
for his birthday. "Suppose we open a savings account for you?"
mother
suggested.
Pauly thought thought that was a good idea.
"It's your account", mother said as they arrived at the bank,
"so you
fill out the application."
Pauly was doing fine until the space for "Name of your former
bank."
After a slight hesitation, he put down "Piggy."
