There were three cowboys sitting around a campfire, out on
the
lonesome prairie. One from Louisiana, one from
Arkansas, and the
other from Texas; each with the bravado for which they are
famous.
A night of tall tales began........
The guy from Louisiana said, "I must be the
meanest, toughest
cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got
loose in the
corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground
by the
horns, with my bare hands."
The guy from Arkansas can't stand to
bested. "Why I was walking
down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out
from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that
snake with my
bare hands and bit it's head off and sucked the poison down
in one
gulp. And I'm still here today!"
The Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the
coals with his
penis.
