Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a
nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son
goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says...
"Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than
yours!
" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they
are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and
says...
"Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than
daddy's!"
The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they
are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and
says...
"Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I
ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he
got!"