At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The
straight
fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.
The
first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. But
the
ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the
road,
where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to
the
fairway.
As they all stood in silent amazement, one man finally asked
him, "How
on earth did you do that?"
He shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to know the
bus
schedule."
