Little Johnny

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Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That's it! No honey for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet. His father again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, "No butter for you for one month!"

Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner, and got jumpy when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor. She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead. Johnny's mother looked up to find Johnny and his father standing there watching her. To which Johnny said, "Are you going to tell her, daddy, or should I?"

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Got different version.

Instead of the father scolding Little Johnny, it’s the mum.

Early that evening, Johnny’s father was walking down the stairs, when he tripped over the cat. He began stomping on the cat’s tail, causing the cat to bolt out the door. Johnny’s father looked up to find Johnny and his mother standing there watching him. To which Johnny said, “Are you going to tell him, mommy, or should I?”