A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a
drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull
over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of
chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the
blonde, "Stand in the circle and don't move!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he
turned around, she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh,
you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of
his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and
looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's
laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his
truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on
fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to
fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle
four times."
