A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it
out or how to get it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it
supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde said, "According to
the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to go
over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where
she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces
for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took
her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of hot chocolate and then............," he sighed, ..... "Let's
put all of these frosted flakes back into the box."
