There was once a very devoted Catholic that lived by the bible
and nothing in the world can shake her faith in God.
Came 1 day the siren rang in her town warning the residents to
evacute the approaching hurricane and everybody was rushing out of
town to avoid the catastrophe....
"Why worry" said the old
lady "God will take care of us, there's no need to rush"
Soon after the Storm came and swept the town. Foot soldiers
combed the houses in knee-high waters for anybody who had trouble
evacuating.
Soldiers: Come on lady,
follow us, the storm is getting worse....
Old lady: Don't worry
son, save those without God, I have the almighty one to take care
of me....
The soldiers left and soon the waters were flooding the houses
and the lady was left hanging by her windows. Then came a rescue
boat....
Soldiers: Hop in mdm...
we are here to get you outta this damn storm....
Old lady: Go save those
who need you son, God is with me.....
The boat left reluctantly and the storm was soon engulfing the
houses leaving the lady tip-toeing on her roof struggling to stay
above the raging waters. Then came the rescue chopper radioing from
above....
Pilot: Grab the ladder
mdm.... Hurry before its too late....
Old Lady: blurb blurb...
go save those blurb blurb.... who need you.... blurb blurb... God
will come for me....blurb blurb....
And with her dying breath, the lady finally drowned and appeared
before the pearly gates....
Old Lady: (Angrily to
God) Of all my life I have devoted completely to you, Never once
have I swayed in my belief that I will be safe in your hands....
How can you fail this once when I needed you and let me drown in
such a horrible death.....
God: Lady.... I've
warned you with the sirens, send you the troops, summon the navy
and eventually the chopper and none of which appeases you.... what
more do you want me to do?
