A man goes into the doctor.
He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put
your
ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh, only to
hear,
"Gimme 20 bucks. I really need 20 bucks."
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before. How long has
this
been going on?" The doctor asked.
"That's nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, "Man, I
really
need 10 dollars. Just lend me 10 bucks!!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen
anything like
this." The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait Doc, that's not all. There's more, just put your ear up to
my
ankle," the man urged him.
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle
plead,
"Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks, please, if you
will."
"I have no idea what to tell you. There's nothing about it in my
books,"
he said, as he frantically searched all his medical reference
books.
"I can make a well educated guess though," he continued. "Based on
life
and all my previous experience, I can tell you that your leg seems
to be broke
in three places."
