An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The
route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their
arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for
airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's
route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which
room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what
happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get
out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain
asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she
sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign
on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
