A man was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the
shadows. "Twenty dollars." she whispers.
The man had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the
hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the
bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a
sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm
making love to me wife!" the man answered, sounding
annoyed. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't
know."
"Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face!"
