A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While
playing
with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was
dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have
a
boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in
my
bedroom and watch it all day long.
The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.
The
comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my
boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She
started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the
TV, hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open
the
door, and there stood a man.
The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin'
her
boyfriend."
Grandma's minister fainted.