Four brothers left home for college, and they became
successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later,
they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts
they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in
another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for
Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar
theater built in the house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an
SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the
Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see
very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can
recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers and 12 years to
teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty
years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to name
the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes.
She wrote: "Milton , the house you built is so huge I live in only
one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks
anyway."
Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my
groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was
good. Thanks."
Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby
sound, it could hold 50 people but all of my friends are dead, I've
lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you
for the gesture just the same."
Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good
sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was
delicious. Thank you."
