A little old lady was walking down the street dragging
two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips,
and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the
sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says,
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your
bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd
better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling
me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you
get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you? "Oh, no", said
the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the
football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and
pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the
fence with my hedge clippers Each time some guy sticks his thing
through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good
luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", "not everybody pays".
