A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't
told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence: 'Get well
soon...from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'
