It's Sunday! Will you guys be lurking around on Weblogs and
forums or be at Church? I'm going to the movies probably.
Alright, let's get to the main dish.
I,ViciousCycle, netizen and sometimes, a Church goer, have
discovered the MANY uncanny common grounds between Bloggers and the
Church.
Listed them out, be dazzled.
1)I blogged for I thought people would give a shit.
U and I prayed, thinking God would give a
shit.
God hates us...?
Being politically correct, let me clarify that God does give a shit
sometimes.
Oh some people blog to God. Cute...
2)Churches lecture you with their wise opinions on God.
Bloggers lecture you with THEIR wise opinions
and think they are God.
Oh some churches are bloggers too!
3)Both need advertisement.(Don't sue, me, I still
got the flyers for evidence)
Exceptions: No advertisement required if it's a personal
blog.
No Advertisement if God is personal.
4)Both will get really mad if you challenge their
beliefs.
5)Both seek donations.
Churches with their baskets(no pun intended). Bloggers with their
Paypal/Adsense
6)Both are eagerly trying to get more visitors and
followers.
7)You make friends at Church *coughs* babe pick-up bar
*coughs*.
You make online friends when you blog, and some do become real life
friends.
Hell, heard of the Internet wedding of Rinaz?
They met on Second Life, fell in love, quarrelled, patched up, met
in Real Life, and got married...
8)Some Bloggers and Church goers looooovvvvveeee to take the moral
high ground...
9)Some rogue churches insult other religions. Some rougue
bloggers flame other bloggers.
10)The Church once had a Political say. We
bloggers recently had the Bloggers' Association. Anyway, what the
hell was that? Not sure. I am a bacteria.
Wow 10, that's a lot. Blogging is now officially a religious
activity.
Feel free to add on to the list.
