Joe sets Jim up to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But
Jim is
a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen
before.
"What do I do if she's ugly and scary?" says Jim, "I'll be stuck
with
her all night."
"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her
first. If
you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you
don't
just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Jim knocks at the girl's door and when she comes
out he
is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to
speak
when the girl suddenly shouts: "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
