One day a Muslim leader, a Buddhist abbot and a Catholic priest
were discussing how they divide the offerings between them and
their God.
Muslim leader: At the
end of every Friday, I will draw a 10 m radius circle and kneel in
the middle of it. I will then pray to God and throw the money up
into the sky. Whatever money that falls in the circle will be my
salary and the rest will be allocated for God's work.
Buddhist abbot: On the
1st and 15th of each month, I will gather all the temple's offering
and stand in a 30cm by 30cm square. I will then pray to the
heavenly king and scatter the money upwards. Whatever money that
falls within the square will be devoted to the temple's charity
work and the rest will be the reward for my good works.
Catholic Priest: Oh my
word.... thats utter greed of you 2..... How can you do this???
I devote my all to God and give everything to him...... I just
throw everything up to God and whatever he don't want he will
shower back to me.....