The interview was as follows:
The Lady Reporter: 'Good evening, sir. I am here to
collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can
you offer any reason for this disease?'
The Farmer stared at the reporter and
said: 'Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once
a year?'
Reporter (obviously
embarrassed): 'Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and
Mad Cow Disease?'
Farmer: 'And, madam, do you know that we milk
a cow twice a day?'
Reporter: 'Sir, this is really valuable information, but
what about getting to the point?'
Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam.
Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only
screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?'
The program was never aired.....
