Subject: Bill Gates and Banta
Singh
Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF
Microsoft?
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
is
responsible for the
Decision
THE
LETTER
Subject: Problems with my new
computer
Dear Mr. Bill
Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems,
which I want to bring to your
notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We
request you
to check
this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked
'run' he
ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so
that
we can click that by
sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my
home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife
lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button,
but
were unable to trace. Please rectify this
problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn
'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide
that?
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only
one icon
which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining
items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is
not even
a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in
that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I
use the
PC at home
only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My
Past
Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not
provide
'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go
after my
office
hours.
Regards,
Banta
P.S
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling
WINDOWS?
