Knowing that I won't be able to fend off gang rapists (and
their erections), I dialed for the Police, and 10 Policeman arrived
in 2 patrol cars.

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Yesterday, at around 1am, I was doing my project in my
apartment.
Then, Out of the blue, I heard a man yell.
The yell sounded like it came from the coffee shop area opposite my
block of flats.
The man sounded as if he was scolding someone. Right after the
yelling, there were banging noises followed by a girl crying in
pain.
It went like...
*Man yelling*
*Banging noises*
*Girl Screaming*
*Man Yelling*
*Banging noises*
*Girl Screaming*
....(The cycle repeated itself for at least 10 times)
What does it sound like to you? Some sort of violent rape
right?
It certainly sounded like some sort of Torture activity to
me.
Concerned, I peered out of my window but saw nothing. I knew gotta
go check.
But if it was really a gang rape, I knew I won't be able to fend
off a group of gang rapists (and their erections)
So I grabbed my handphone before I head down.
As I made my way to the coffee shop, I dialed for the Police.
Ok....Brace yourselves for the BUMMER OF THE YEAR!
When I arrived, it was nothing of that sort...
No gang rapes.
It was just some drunk(or crazy) uncle throwing a fit at one of his
friends. The screaming could have come from the woman with 2 kids.
She looked like the drunk's wife.
The drunk uncle was by then, restrained by 2 men.
Then, a team of 10 Policeman arrived in 2 patrol cars. They must
have thought it was some sort of gang activity, from the way I
described what I heard on the phone.
The drunk man and the 2 men restraining him were then sat down by
the team for questioning.
I was just a passerby, so one of them merely took down my
particulars.
Actually I told the Policeman I was the one who dialled for the
Police.
And he thanked me for calling???? Yeah right, they must be thinking
what kind of moron I am for calling them up over trivial
matters.
Well it sure didn't sound trivial. It really sounded like someone's
life was at stake.