Words of wisdom.
A nice old story with a different twist - will make you appreciate
family.
My grandmother died in the 50s, but her birthday is coming up, and
that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take
to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs
like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk.
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in
the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about
13. We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some
40 soda bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.
She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start
my own family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure
you marry a woman with small hands.'
'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.
She answered in her soft voice. 'Makes your dick look
bigger.'
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
