10 Reasons

last SG · 2009-01-28T12:55:19+00:00

if u think u wont be unlucky enough to bump into bao toh kias (whistle blowers)... u can try out some of the banned acts

4sg SG

Top 10 reasons why there are no sex scandals in Singapore...

10. Can't even be naked in own home, how to have sex?
9. Ah Lians don't exactly turn our leaders on.
8. Our leaders are cloned; no need for sex.
7. Hotels in Geylang no longer allowed to rent out rooms by the hour.
6. Sex not one of the 5 C's.
5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore.
4. SPGs only go for foreigners.
3. Kiasee - don't want to get AIDS
2. Amended Women's Charter can bankrupt adulterous men.
1. And the number one reason why there are no sex scandals...Still confused over condoms and condos.

jesslyn1992 SG

10. Can't even be naked in own home, how to have sex?

we can't?

Xcstasy SG

we can't?

You try loh.

dj woody SG

we can't?

We can. Just make sure windows closed. :D Thats if you really want to be naked at home la..

jesslyn1992 SG

what's wrong with being naked at our OWN house?

dj woody SG

what's wrong with being naked at our OWN house?

Nothing wrong. Just being open-minded haha. But of course must make sure u are ALONE at home when you do that, especially if you are a girl...

cassie SG

More like if windows are opened and if neighbours spot you, they’ll file a complaint with the police etc.

4sg SG

actually in sg we can do everything n nothing...

everything that is allow under the law, that is...

but if we offend other, even it is lawful, we can be under the law......

like neighbour sees us walking about in our birthday suit.....

silly rite?...

jesslyn1992 SG

More like if windows are opened and if neighbours spot you, they’ll file a complaint with the police etc.

huh why? what does that have to do with them? it's their fault that they peep right right?

dj woody SG

but its your fault for 'parading' lol...

4sg SG

huh why? what does that have to do with them? it's their fault that they peep right right?

actually, we got many many strict law here.....

Evangel SG

hahahaha

jesslyn1992 SG

hm!

jayh272416 SG

5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore.

u sure?

eimerz SG

7. Hotels in Geylang no longer allowed to rent out rooms by the hour.

5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore.

U sure? I thought Hotel 81 still rents out by the hour? lol. Don't get the wrong idea I've heard about the famed 2-hour rents for a long time haha.

and I thought oral sex is illegal for gays?? (no offence)

HollowGrowl SG

U sure? I thought Hotel 81 still rents out by the hour? lol. Don't get the wrong idea I've heard about the famed 2-hour rents for a long time haha.

and I thought oral sex is illegal for gays?? (no offence)

its illegal for all. If i'm not wrong, its considered "weird" or something along that line under the law, hence its punishable even if the girl agrees

maskedangel SG

lol

Komon SG

huh why? what does that have to do with them? it's their fault that they peep right right?

Normally when they peep they wun even make a single noise about the incident

Callan SG

we can't?

It depends.... you can't be naked at an opened window where the public could be viewing you through, or any place where there is direct view to your nakedness in public view. It is considered a public act and you can be charge under indecent exposure in public place, even though you are still in your own home.

Callan SG

U sure? I thought Hotel 81 still rents out by the hour? lol. Don't get the wrong idea I've heard about the famed 2-hour rents for a long time haha.

There was a period of time when almost all hotels were disallowed from renting by the hour. This rule was actually pass to clean up the streets....but later it was revoked when the hotel owners in geylang complains about the drop in profits (Over 80%). Also since there are no legal hotels that were allowed to do this, illegal back alleys "love hotels" were set up due to the suddenly increase in demand for hourly rated rooms. They are normally ran by the triads and cause concern for safety to the "patrons". The rule was relaxed for most geylang hotels thereafter. Recently this rule has been applied to hotels in Joo Chiat for the same purpose. Read the news my friends...