Ok , this happened during my schools chinese new year
celebration. A ventriloquist came to my school and told this joke
=P
Puppet : Hello everyone , I am very happy to be here and I am a
Cowgirl
ventriloquist : that means im cowboy la ?
Puppet : no , you are not cowboy.
ventriloquist : then i am what?
Puppet : you are cow pei ( kp - kao pei)
I dun know if u find this funny , but it was really funny when
that happened becos it was a school and the ventriloquist said that
so loudly lol and I thought school supposed to teach us good
manners =.=