A guy walking down the street sees a woman with spectacular
breasts and offers her $100 to let him bite them.
"Are you nuts?" she scoffs.
"What about for $1,000? ", he asks.
"Listen, you sick pig", she says. "Im not that kind of
woman."
"You wouldnt even do it for $10,000?", the man asks
hopefully.
"Youll pay me $10,000 to bite my breasts? ",she asks. "OK, lets
go over to that dark alley."
Once there she takes off her blouse, and the guy begins
caressing her breasts, kissing them, and fondling them.
"Hey, are you gonna bite them or what?", she huffs.
"Nah", he shrugs. "Too expensive."
did u create this joke yourself? lol.
