Correction: to BANG!
I would see different guys leaving her apartment every
morning.
SLUT
Everytime they were on it, I would be able to hear them. It usually
starts around midnight. And the woman always sounded like she was
shitting, or having diarrhea...
(*imagine the sound of a person having diarrhea* i cant imitate it
here because no podcasts yet.)
Basically it goes like.... "Oh yeah baby, oooh oohh ahhh ahhh, ugh
ugh, oh yes! yes! AHHH!!!"
So intense one meh?
I couldn't hear much of the guy though.
At one point in time, I thought it would be fun if I were to
interrupt them a little.
I went up to their doorstep... It was like going near a
speaker. The sex sounds got so loud, they permeate the door. It was
like they were fucking in my ear.
In the midst of the oohs and ahhhs, I knocked, in a strange
rhythm....
"oohh, oh yes! Ugh!!! Baby!!!"
*Knock knock*
*Moans stopped abruptly**silence filled the night*
" Who's there?!!" the woman asked apprehensively
from within.
I giggled and hurried back to my unit.
I'd call this the Ultimate Knock Knock Joke.
