George
Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk
he offers question time.
One
little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his
name is.
'Bob'.
'And
what is your question, Bob?'
'I
have 3 questions.
First,
Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just
then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs
the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, 'OK, where were we? Oh that's right
--- question time. Who has a question?'
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out
and asks him what his name is.
'Steve'
'And
what is your question, Steve?'
'I
have 5 questions.
First,
Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is 'Bob'?
