A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give
her an examination
to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break,
lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"
The mother turned red with fury, and she argued with the doctor
that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise
her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the
window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, Madam. It's just that the
last time this thing happened, a star appeared in the east, and
three wise men came. I was hoping they would show up again, and
help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"
