A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he
noticed a camel, hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the
Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous Sergeant said, "Well, sir, as you know, there are 250
men here on the post and no woman. And, sir, sometimes the men have
'urges'. That's why we keep Dolly, the Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but, I
understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy
with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the
ladder, pulls his pants down, and has wild, passionate sex with the
camel. When he has finished, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the
men do it?"
"No, not really, sir ..... They usually just ride the camel into
town.....that's where the girls are."