A
secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy
foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant
in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of
this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary
was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to
insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down
easy.
"I'll only marry you under three conditions."
"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.
"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72
carat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace
for our engagement."
Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular
phone, called his personal accountant, told him the
instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"
The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so
she thought of a more difficult situation.
"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the
richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home
in the sweetest vineyards of France."
The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker
in New York, then called another broker in France, and after
his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I
build!"
The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a
final request that would be impossible to live up to.
"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a
10-inch penis."
A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in
his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few
minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and
said,
"Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"
