At one game, an attractive young lady kept up a steady flow of
threats against the umpire.
No matter what was happening on the field, she kept yelling,
"Kill the
umpire!"
This went on for an hour.
Another spectator said, "Lady, the umpire hasn't done anything
wrong."
The woman said, "He's my husband and he came home last night
with
lipstick on his collar. KILL the umpire!!"