Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With
some
hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to
be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small
penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared,
'Just feed
him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a
large
stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your
father.