Once
upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this
reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he
try
to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the
Physician, the
King's chief doctor.
Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick
to
more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold
coins
to arrange it.
Without thinking, Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured
a
little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew
intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva,
if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that
tests
had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only
the
saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to
their
chambers.
Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder,
which
he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
worked
passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left
satisfied
and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding
his
payment of 1000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared
less
knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King
and
with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same
itching
powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick ...
