Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been
left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger!
Do Not Touch!"
Management was called, and we were told to stay clear of the box
until it could be analyzed. When the foreman arrived, he donned
safety goggles and gloves, and then he carefully opened the
box.
Inside were 25 signs that read: Danger! Do Not Touch!