A sexy young lady went to a doctor and asked for a
check-
up. The doctor claimed that he had to use a thermometer for the
check-
up. So the doctor asked her, "Where shall I put the
thermometer?"
The girl replied, "...uh ...not in my mouth, Doc. I might
swallow it."
"Okay...let's try your armpit." the doctor suggested.
"Well, it might tickle me, Doc. How about my butt?" the girl
queried.
"Okay then," so he put the thing in the girls butt.
Just a while later, the girl giggled and exclaimed,
"that's not my butt, Doc!"
The doctor replied, "That's okay dear... that's not
the thermometer, either."
