Bill
& Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All
25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed.
He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed.
But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn`t stand the
suspense any longer. She opened the box and there were three
empty beer cans and $1800 cash. She closed the box and put it
back.
At
dinner, she looks to Bill and says, "Bill, I never looked in
your box all 25 years, but I had to look today. The suspense
was killing me. Though, I`m confused. Why three beer cans and
$1800?"
He
looks at her a few moments then tells her. "Hillary, every time
I was unfaithful to you, I kept an empty beer can."
Hillary
still looks puzzled." Ok Bill, I know the three times you
were unfaithful. I`m hurt but that`s over with, But why
$1800?"
Bill
says," Well, every time the box got full, I went to recycling
and kept the money."
