A
woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that
she
needs help in preparing her income tax return.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
questions."
He gets her name, address, taxpayer's identification number,
etc.,
and then inquires, "What's your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," The woman replies.
The accountant balks. "No, no, no, that will not work. That is
much
too crass. Let's try to reword that."
"Okay, I'm a prostitute," the woman says.
"No, that is still too gross. Try again," the lawyer replies.
They
both think for a minute, then the woman lights up.
"I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant looks her in the eye and asks, "What has
chicken
farming got anything to do with a whore or a prostitute?"
The woman answers matter-of-factly: "Well, I raised over 2,000
cocks
last year."