A Singapore English radio station, was holding a live radio
segment at a shopping mall. The DJ was hosting a game show where
prizes were given away to kids on stage if they could name the
opposite gender of animals. The first kid to come on stage was a
girl. what's your name girl & how old are you?
My name is Cheryl & I am 8 years old.
OK, tell me Cheryl, what is the opposite of cow? Bull.
Very good! That's correct. Lai here's got a Barbie doll for
you. Ladies & gentlemen, please give her a round of
applause.
The game then continued for the next 15 minutes in a similar
fashion with the kids getting all the simple questions correct
until it was time for the 10th kid to come on stage. The audience
were very impressed with this kid as he was very clever &
articulate from the moment he stepped on stage, before being asked,
announced, My name is Johnny. I am 7 years old and I like English,
Math & Art. My hobbies are collecting stamps &
stickers.
The audience liked him immediately because of his confidence
& had started to clap for him. His parents, standing right in
front of the stage, were beaming with pride at how smart their son
was.
OK, Johnny, you should know the answer to this question very
well. Close 2 eyes also can answer. Tell me, what is the opposite
of cock?
The young boy paused for a moment, scratched his head, moved
closer to the microphone & finally answered proudly, Chee
Bai!
