Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting
on their usual park bench one
morning.
The 87 year
old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath.
The 80 year
old was amazed at his friend's stamina, and asked him what he did
to have so much energy.
The 87 year
old said, 'Well, I eat rye bread every
day.
It keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the
ladies.'
So, on the
way home, the 80 year old stops at the
bakery.
As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any
help.
He said,
'Do you have any rye bread?'
She said,
'Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like
some?'
He said, 'I
want 5 loaves.'
She said,
'My goodness, 5 loaves. . . by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard.'
He replied,
'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit
but me.'