A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I
want to open a f***in' checking account".
The teller, surprised with his behavior, replies, "I beg your
pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a f***in' checking account
right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in
this bank!", said the teller.
The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and
told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager
asked, "What seems to be the problem here? Please do not use vulgar
language in our bank."
"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in
the lottery and I want to open a f***in' checking account in this
damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bi*ch is giving you a hard
time??"
