"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper", the irate customer calling the
newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday
edition was.
"Ma'am," said the newspaper employee, "Today is Saturday. The
Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday."
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone,
followed by some muttering, "Well, darn .. So that's why no
one was at church today."