A young
lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the
midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the
birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend
either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You
have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you
see her that the baby is black"
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no
money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno
movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my
business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward
questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde
hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed
the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the
movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my
business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted
eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there
was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no
choice."
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents
her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on
the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
"Well thank fuck for that !"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible
feeling that the little bastard was going to bark!"
