A woman
is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best
friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re
just lying there, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house,
she picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of
the conversation. “Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called.
Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds
terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye, bye.” She hangs up the phone
and her lover asks, “Who was that?” “Oh” she replies, “That was my
husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his
fishing trip with YOU!”
