Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of a sudden the
door bell rings. The first gay man tells the second, "Don't cum
until I come back", and he rushes off to answer the door. After a
few minutes, he eagerly returns to the bedroom
only to find cum was all over the bed and sheets. He says to the
second gay man, "I thought you wasn't going to cum until I came
back.
The second gay man says to the first, "I didn't cum, ........I
farted!
