A boy in
secondary 3 comes home after school one day. His mother
notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did
anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes, Mummy. I had sex with my English teacher!"
The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your
father when he gets home."
Well, when Daddy comes home and hears the news he is very pleased!
Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear
you had sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration.
Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike
you've been asking for."
"That sounds great, Daddy, but I can I have a football instead? My
backside is killing me."
