Three women: Engaged, Married and Mistress, chatting
and decided to spice up their love lives. All agreed to
wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes
that evening with their respective lovers.
After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes.
Engaged: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we
made love all night long."
Mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we
had wild sex all night."
Married: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he
came in the door and saw me, he said, 'What's for dinner,
Batman?'"