The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother thought it
about
time that she understood the facts of life. "Ann," she began, "I
think
it would be nice if we had a little chat about how life is formed.
As
you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy and..."
"It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom," interrupted
the
daughter, "but what I really want to know is how to fake an
orgasm."
You know those SBS Transit Double-Deck buses. Ya, go stuff your
mouth in that exhaust pipe when the bus is starting the engine. I
can assure you that you breathe in 2 times, you would become so
high that you can fly to the heaven.
